Another one bites the dust…

Wanna know something?  Moonlight sucks.  I finally have to admit it.  I’ve been avoiding episodes 2 and 3 for the last couple of weeks and I completely missed episodes 4 and 5.  And I think I’m okay with that.  My guess?  The only thing keeping that show alive is Jason Dohring.

There was a scene in the third episode where Mick and Beth are walking down the street (the shady side mind you) that was so terrible – I can’t remember the actual lines but the delivery was akin to a bad impersonation of William Shatner in his prime on Star Trek.  Awful stuff!  Awful, awful, awful.  But I suffered through it and told Mark, “I know it’s terrible but I just want to see Jason Dohring”.  Then he wasn’t even in it.

The sad part is that there are glimpses of something that could eventually be good – enough to make me kinda want to tune in to the upcoming episodes to at least fast-forward to the good stuff.  Then someone opens their mouth, or Mick floats down a flight of stairs and I snap myself out of it.  After all, I remind myself, the title of this post can even be a pun because THEIR VAMPIRES DON’T DUST!  I don’t think they can afford the effects so instead they are “paralyzed” by a stake through the heart and then they have to be burned.  It must be cheap to set stuff on fire.

Yep, this one is officially lame.

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About Mama's a Mess

Who am I and what am I doing here? Well, at the end of the day I'm a mother and a wife, a lover of classic monster movies and comic books, of music, TV and movies. I'm a sucker for pop culture. I'm a fangirl. I'm an artist. As my husband always puts it, "Baby, you're a mess!" I have a penchant for creating and collecting. I feed my brain with a mix of anything from hot rods and pin-ups to handmade and natural. I like to dig in the dirt and grow things but sometimes picture myself doing it like Donna Reed. I will always, always choose to wear a dress first. I am head over heels in love with my husband and have a fantastically crazy life with him. Follow all our adventures and musings on our blog at https://blakow.wordpress.com. Twitter: @mamasamess Pinterest & Polyvore: mamasamess
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One Response to Another one bites the dust…

  1. hater!!!!! says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!what the heck are you talking about !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Moonlight is THE show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are you kidding me, maybe if people watched the show, they’d see how awesome it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Don’t worry, Moonlight fans,got your back.

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