We find a lot of great stuff on Craigslist. We find a lot of great laughs, too. Here’s our first Craigslist gem to share.
While perusing the free section today I stumbled on this curb alert.
“Curb Alert – 2 micro fiber beige couches left on the curb at 1798 Bassett Rd in Westlake. There are no tears but the kids p!ssed all over them. If you can clean the p!ss out of them, they might be ok. If not, garbage man will get them.”
Really?! Your kids pissed on your couches to the point that you are just going to throw them away. Your kids! I really hope that’s just how you refer to your dogs, instead. I can’t remember a time when Dylan pissed on the couch – seriously.
So, here’s to someone who is willing to throw away two couches rather than invest in renting an upholstery cleaner. Better yet, someone who couldn’t STOP THE KIDS FROM PEEING ON THE FURNITURE.